You will be grinning from ear to ear in this funny Halloween costume. Warning, this clever design may not be appropriate for all age celebrations! It will make a lasting impression at your next adult Halloween costume party. Leave the ladies wondering what you have wrapped in your special gift box, or let them find out for themselves!

This clever mens costume features a pair of silky mauve pants that go perfectly with your favorite dress shoes. The top consists of a faux dark purple undershirt with a V shaped collar and four white buttons that run down the center. A silky mauve jacket in striped texture creates more depth in the look, with long sleeves and a folded back collar. Find your best cool sun glasses and gel up your hair to go along with this clever theme! If you want to get really creative, add a club hair wig or do your own in a pretty boy style. The center of this hilarious Halloween costume is the curious gift box in silky white. A matching red ribbon runs up each of the three visible sides with a gift ribbon on top. The box comes suggestively mounted at the waist and crotch. This Halloween, give them a real surprise with a look that will leave everyone laughing!

Show off your powerful fighting skills and ability to overcome insane odds in this highly detailed look. Relive your favorite movie moments and bring a little bit of history to your celebration.

You do not have to be a history buff to love this Spartan costume. Fans of film will really get into this one! Practice your finest fighting skills and warm up your best battle calls because this look is guaranteed to impress. Not only will you look like you just stepped off the big screen, but you will feel comfortable while doing so!

This adult Spartan costume includes everything you need to let your masculine side show in authentic detail. The center of this history themed costume is a dark maroon toga in faux suede. The costume toga extends to just above each ankle in the back, with an angled front that runs over the knees. The top secures with a single strap that secures over one shoulder and across the neck. A tarnished look gold buckle made of PVC holds it all together. This holiday outfit also comes with authentic looking shin guards that work well with your favorite leather sandals. Each shin guard extends to the knee and covers the front of the leg in an intricate, tarnished gold design. Matching bracers are included as well as a gold helmet.

Find the perfect sword prop to compliment the look, don’t forget to bring your lady and you are ready for the next battle to the death, or your friends Halloween party!

From the Crusades, which we’re sanctioned by the Papacy to the White Lotus Rebellion, wars between good and evil have been waging for years, or what was thought to be a good side and an evil side. In all reality neither side was good or evil; they simply had a different view on what life was about.

With all the wars waging even today, this is the only time of the year where Angels and Demons, Cops and Criminals and every type of person who should normally fight against each other can come together and fight for one greater purpose: who will get the most candy and of course to egg the occasional house that decides to hand out a Healthy Alternative; like a Banana.

So keep this in mind, it will save you hours of scrapping dried egg and silly string off of your windows; the next time you’re about to grab a sack of apples instead of that delicious 50 pack of mini chocolate bars, remember that this is the one night of the year that you can help a Lion and a Goat come together to fight for the same thing: good candy, good fun and lots of memories that do not end in bloodshed, unless you decide to come to my Halloween party, but I promise it won’t hurt….much.